May 2013
115 posts
baby-baby-bbb-babee asked: this is me (Lily) :)
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
When you think you type your password in all...
sodamnrelatable:
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
shadowrawrs:
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just here like:
illkim:
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
When your teacher is pointing at you and you're...
sodamnrelatable:
radmarco:
I’m really good at this elevator
I’m already on level 15
consultinghobbitinthetardis:
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
I wonder what’s happening right now over at Hogwarts.
Probably education since Harry doesn’t go there anymore.
…”Turn to page 394”
When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
sodamnrelatable:
When you're walking in the hallway at school and...
sodamnrelatable:
you know this song.
every word.
...
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
egberts:
teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
Current mood
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
rabioheab:
imagine a new born baby named grandma
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
When you discover an awesome tumblr
sodamnrelatable:
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages:
Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
& then you realize you were looking at your own blog .
castielhasthephoneb0x:
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
rneerkat:
darrynek:
rneerkat:
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
When you're fighting with your sibling and you...
sodamnrelatable:
Rich people food:
sodamnrelatable:
Poor people food:
Feels so good to be poor :D
